Air Poo
For the Mac junky that must have everything, the Air Poo. Perfect for remaining productive while defecating. With wireless, Mac Air docking port, iPod support with fully integrated surround sound, heated seat, and my favorite feature, the multi-touch flusher;

A multi-touch flusher allows you to easily specify how much force needed to flush. Simply tap with one finger to flush away urine. A double tap with two fingers brings a large force of water guaranteed to be able to flush away even the largest loads*.
* Proven to work up to 10lbs of feces and toilet paper.
I’m not making this up, honest, Lolz LLC might be though.
via Core77